I’m Emotionally Constipated. I Haven’t Given a Shit in Days Sticker
I’m Emotionally Constipated. I Haven’t Given a Shit in Days Sticker 💩😬
For the brutally honest, slightly unhinged, and unapologetically real. The “I’m Emotionally Constipated” sticker says exactly what you’re feeling — without sugarcoating. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, planners, or any surface that needs a little honesty.
Printed in the United States on durable, weather-resistant vinyl, this sticker sticks around through life’s highs, lows, and apathy-fueled days.
Details:
Measures 3” on the longest side
Weather-resistant vinyl
Made in the USA
Smooth, long-lasting finish
Express yourself… even if it’s messy.
















