Omg the Cat Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap
Why is it staring?
Step into the shower — and into a feline fever dream. With wide, unblinking eyes, this cat watches your every move like it knows what you did. Lather up under its judgmental gaze and feel the squeaky-clean shame of being observed by your most aloof housemate.
Triple-milled for a rich, creamy lather that’s as unsettlingly smooth as the packaging.
🐾 Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L
😼 Triple-milled for extra weirdness (and quality)
🎁 Boxed and ready to creep out your houseguests
Made for cat lovers. Or cat tolerators. Either way, it’s watching.
















