Ew, People Oversized Tote – The Ultimate Bag for Introverts

For those who prefer dogs over small talk and cats over socializing, this oversized tote is your new best friend. Made from 100% organic cotton, it’s spacious, durable, and perfect for carrying everything you need — without unnecessary human interaction.

Why You’ll Love It:
Massive Storage Space – Holds groceries, books, travel must-haves & more
Eco-Friendly & Durable – Made from certified organic cotton
Comfy, Long Straps – Wear it over your shoulder or carry it by hand
Minimalist & Relatable – Bold statement, no explanation needed

Perfect For:
Farmers’ market runs
Bookstore hauls
Weekend getaways
Adventures with your pet (a.k.a. the only acceptable socializing)

Skip the awkward small talk — let your tote do the talking instead. Because people? Ew. 

Disclaimer: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.