Omg the Dog Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap
Triple-milled. Quadruple-licked (probably).
Because nothing says "I love you" quite like an unsolicited slobbery lick — to the face, the leg, the soap you're using. Honestly, your dog has no boundaries, and that’s why you love them. This bar’s for the pet parents who accept that bath time is a group activity.
Luxuriously lathery and disturbingly relatable, it’s the cleanest you’ll feel after being repeatedly assaulted with affection.
🐾 Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L
🧼 Triple-milled for max suds and minimum judgment
🎁 Comes boxed for easy gifting to dog people with no personal space
Warning: May encourage more licking.
















